"Well Birthday Boy....would it make you feel any better if I put cake icing on you and licked it off?" "Is a smart ass softer or less hairy?" "Wow. I think you've come up with the most boring discussion ever. I'm speechless. Wow." "She can't be that good of a stripper, otherwise she'd have earned enough money for implants." "Nora and her amazing paddles...see her twirle them like a majorette...feel the crack of wood against...uh....I need a personal moment here!" "Sorry - I was too drunk at DragonCon to remember much of what I said. I sure couldn't remember what someone else said." "Don't make me break my foot up in your ass." "I am very nimble and very flexible." "Hahaha, that slutbag. Now all he has to do is resign from life." "I've heard bitches from Hades are learning to read." "I taste like candy!" "Would that include the Toy Poodles on Parade one, cause it's pretty chilly there as it is." "Goodness I love doing the backstroke through the gutter!" "HA HA HA!!!....CRY SHAQ..CRY MALONE...CRY KOLBY..HAHAHAH" "So, Who knew Harmony had sisters? Worse yet somone hired them to write for HMC." "Reading that column I felt I was transported to another planet. It is ALIEN." "The Walrus...koo kook a choo." "Jonathon's Dunkin Donuts and Magic Bone?" "On June 25th, Michale Moore's Farenheit 911 opens at movie theaters across the country.... and Hell will never be the same..." "Michael Moore *shivers in disgust* Farenheit 9/11 *wretches and vomits*" "I LIKE TO STEAL PANTS! Is that a crime???!!"